My death socks arrived last week. Here is the report:
Due to recent cuts in funding for the local police, they were reduced to outlining the crime scene using the only materials available.
The final words of the deceased are reported to have been “Wow – gorgeous socks, ravelry swag and Hershey’s too”.
The investigators have released pictures of some of the grieving family, as a lesson to all those messing with dangerous weapons.